So obvious…yet so genius.
President Trump, storming into the Daytona 500…no pun intended as rain storms washed out the race on Sunday, delaying it a day.
Still, just an awesome spectacle…which incidentally delivered the The Daytona 500’s best TV ratings in five years. And I ask you…who loves ratings more than our Reality TV President?
I mean, what bigger collection of Trumpsters than at that wonderful little piece of Americana.
Like Ivory Soap…99.44% pure Trump supporters.
And The Donald, ever the Showman, leads the drivers in a pace lap around the track in the presidential limousine, appropriately named “THE BEAST.”
Talk about kicking it up a notch. TOTAL. BAD. ASS.
You getting big old goosebumps from all this? YEAH…ME TOO!
And true to form, the Buzz Kill Pansies on the Left whined and bitched the next day.
The Grand Marshal of THAT Parade of Misery was some Fake News broad at the failing NY Times, Maggie Haberman, who ridiculously blathered on Twitter, “Using the official apparatus of government for what appears to be a political event.”
POLITICAL EVENT?!?! “YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!”…Tennis great John McEnroe was heard saying upon hearing this moronic TDS induced drivel.
As those of us NOT afflicted with “Shit For Brains Syndrome” are well aware, the President was on hand as the number one VIP guest of the Daytona 500…and was bestowed the great honor of delivering the iconic command of, “Gentleman, start your engines.”
As Reagan did in 1984. The race was also attended by Bush 41 and 43 in 1992 and 2004, respectively.
Shocker that no Democrat Presidents ever attended…and why in Sam Hell would they?
As for faux journalist Haberman, she was predictably…rightfully…and unmercifully…mocked.
Because, ya know….EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN’ PRESIDENT ATTENDS SPORTING EVENTS WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF MALFEASANCE, YOU EFFING TWIT!!!
Oh, she’s bitching because they took THE BEAST for a 2 1/2 mile jaunt around the track? THAT’S her problem?!?! My God.
She seems a little “pent-up” if you catch my drift.
These Loco Lefties are so bitter and miserable, aren’t they? And I always thought Liberal Utopia was such a HAPPY place.
Ya know…Rainbows…Unicorns…Single Payer Healthcare.
Ah well, live and learn.
So, all of THAT didn’t really piss me off, per se…just a nice vehicle by which to further hone my already razor sharp mocking and ridiculing skills.
But here’s one that REALLY pissed me off…
Earlier this month, a deranged Trump-hating leftist attempted to kill several Trump supporters by plowing his vehicle into a tent at a voter registration event in Jacksonville, Florida.
Thankfully, nobody was hurt seriously.
Oh, you haven’t heard that story? Might be because it went virtually unreported except on local news.
According to Newsbusters, this story garnered a collective one minute and 4 seconds of coverage from two national mainstream media outlets. The slew of others never even touched it.
Here’s what we know with 100% certainty…if the political shoe was on the other foot, the national media would have covered this “narrative gold” ad nauseam.
THIS. SHIT. NEVER. ENDS.
No different than if Trump and Trump Jr. winged-on over to Ukraine together on Air Force One, and Don Jr. subsequently raked in millions from magically scoring the plum gig of being on the board of the most corrupt company in Ukraine.
The media would STILL be wetting their skivvies and going apoplectic. Love that word.
But alas, it’s the Bidens, so…”NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!”…wailed the entire Fake News Media.
The “classic” example, of course, are the hundreds of videos of innocent folks wearing Trump MAGA hats, and getting beaten, thrown out of restaurants and stores, and drinks thrown in their faces.
And these are just the ones actually CAUGHT on video. Tip of the proverbial iceberg.
It never happens in the opposite direction. Huh? What’s that? How do I know?
BECAUSE IF IT DID, IT WOULD BE ON EVERY GODDAMN NETWORK DAY AND NIGHT!!! THAT’S HOW I F*CKING KNOW!!!
At this point, the denials and lack of acknowledgement of this reality by the Loony Lying Left are meaningless, pathetic, and embarrassing.
Or an even more vile attitude that I’ve seen too many times…it’s just Trump supporters getting pummeled, so it’s all hunky dory.
YEP…WE’RE GOOD.
To quote our very quotable President…”These are sick people.”
It would be like if I only made jokes about blubber boy Michael Moore…but completely ignored the…ahem…somewhat rotund Republicans.
Uh…wait…bad example. DAMMIT!
Well, gotta start somewhere…Hey, is that President Taft or a beach ball with legs?
Phew…feels GOOD getting off the schneid.