Monthly Archives: November 2019

Impeachment For Dummies

Love that “Dummies” book series.  Always felt it was written just for me.

Anyway…don’t waste your time watching hours and hours of how THIS Ambassador or THAT Ambassador felt about President Trump’s dealings and communications with Ukraine.

“It made me uncomfortable.”  “It was inappropriate.”

WAAAAHHHHH!

Did it give you a rash on your privates too?

I’ll go out on a limb and say 90% of the unelected bureaucrats in the government would describe the entire Trump presidency that way.

If THOSE were the standards for impeaching a duly elected a President, then by all means…IMPEACH AWAY!

But of course it’s not…unless you’re donning a pussy hat in your cozy safe space while watching those nauseating yentas on The View. Continue reading

Fake. The NEW F Word.

At least once a day, I’m in a situation, or someone says something, and I blurt out…”Hey, that was like in that Seinfeld episode…”

Like when I see a woman sporting rather large, masculine hands.

MAN HANDS!!!

So, given the embarrassingly unhinged behavior of the Democrats since November 9, 2016…that glorious day AFTER Trump beat the pantsuit off Miss Droopy Drawers…here’s an exchange between Jerry and Elaine that’s been pulsing through my head in a loop like “It’s a Small World” after my last trip to the Mouse House.

Jerry:  You faked it?
Elaine:  I faked it.
Jerry:  That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine:  Not bad, huh?
Jerry:  What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming.
Elaine:  Fake, fake, fake, fake.

OK, sexual dalliances aside…this IS a political blog, after all…what HAVEN’T the Democrats faked in their quest to crowbar Trump out of the Oval? Continue reading

Political Potpourri

Oh man, so many interesting things to comment on recently…it’s like a whole long list of IPA’s at the random breweries that I frequent.  The adult version of the kid in the candy store.

Um…one of each, please.

And so it goes, too, in the world of politics.

Currently, we all seem helpless in ridding ourselves of the impeachment stink sprayed on us by the skunky Democrats…specifically, since January 20, 2017…when a Washington Post column published precisely 19 minutes after Trump’s inauguration was titled…”The Campaign To Impeach President Trump Has Begun.”

There’s simply not enough Lithium in the Milky Way to beat these whack jobs into any semblance of sanity.

19 effing minutes.  This is why rational people don’t take ANY of this seriously.  Never did.

Funny thing is, everyone seems to be in on the joke…except the Democrats themselves, and their incestual paramours in the Fake News Media.

Ew. Continue reading