I was planning on really getting into the weeds of Joe Biden’s orgy of public corruption over his almost 50 years…yeah, you read that right…in the DC Swamp.
But no need to get too wonky given the embarrassingly prima facie nature of this corruption perpetrated by Joe and son Hunter Biden. I reckon just the Reader’s Digest or Cliff’s Notes version will suffice.
Seriously…would ANY of us have gotten through high school and college without Cliff’s Notes?
To be fair to Sleepy, Creepy Joe…and we here at The Drunken Republican are slaves to fairness…he’s probably no more or less of a swamp creature than the rest of ‘em, generally speaking.
Although, I guess that’s like saying…well, Ted Bundy’s NO WORSE than Jeffrey Dahmer.
And I know of what I speak…You see, I just got done with Hillary Clinton’s latest literary endeavor…”Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Selling Your High Level Office But Were Afraid To Ask.”
So…once upon a time…Joe’s boss Barack names him the “Point Man” for the Obama Administration for everything Ukraine and China.
Long story short, son Hunter seemingly hits the Payola Power Ball by landing a sweet gig on the Board of Burisma, a (known to be corrupt) Ukrainian Gas company, and is paid a cool $83,000/month.
Oh yeah, one other thing…Hunter had as much knowledge of Ukraine and the energy industry as Nancy Pelosi has of quantum physics.
This starting to sink in yet?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!…as they used to say on those old Ronco commercials.
Dammit…dating myself again.
Anyway…young Hunter catches a ride with Pops on Air Force 2 to wing on over to China, and a couple weeks later, is given a reported $1.5 BILLION…or SOME astronomical amount…an “investment” by the CHINESE GOVERNMENT in a Private Equity startup he’s involved with…along with the nephew of another Swamp Creature…former Secretary of State John “Herman Munster” Kerry.
Can’t make this stuff up, ladies and germs.
Um…I’m no Perry F*cking Mason, but I’m detecting a pattern here.
Eh…I’m sure Hunter would have cashed-in here just the same if Daddy worked for State Farm selling insurance in Pigsknuckle, Arkansas instead of peddling influence in DC.
Anyway…have you seen when the few…VERY FEW…reporters who display some modicum of journalistic legitimacy, dare even ask about ANY of this? Joe completely loses his shit, refuses to even address it, and proceeds to go off on some unhinged, hysterical Trump diatribe.
Here’s just one recent conniption after a reporter has the unbridled gall to inquire whether his son’s profiting from Ukraine represented a conflict of interest…
“It’s not a conflict of interest! There’s been no indication of any conflict of interest! I’m not going to respond to that! Focus on this man! What he’s doing that no president has ever done! NO PRESIDENT!…This is the guy that’s unhinged! HE IS UNHINGED!”
HE’S unhinged. Trump. Got it.
The ex-VP doth protest too much, methinks.
That might have been my first Shakespeare reference. Sweet.
And speaking of the Democrat fawning lefty media…just close your eyes, take a deep breath, relax…maybe a little New Age music…and imagine these exact same set of facts surrounding this overt public corruption…but substitute the names “Donald Trump” and “Donald Trump Jr” in place of “Joe and Hunter Biden.”
The breathless, hysterical leg-wetting by the Media would be deafening, and as endless as Michael Moore’s appetite.
And probably even “aroused” by the revelation.
Sickos.
By the way…does the corrupt media REALLY think the entire country doesn’t see this? I mean…are they THAT goddamn stupid?
If you answered “yes” to both questions, give yourself a gold star.
So, while Trump effortlessly swats away the latest impeachment drivel involving Ukraine like a pesky gnat, he now has the whole country talking about Biden and Ukraine.
This overtly corrupt ménage-a-trios between Biden, his son, and Ukraine stinks like a pile of dead, rotting fish…looks horrible…and most importantly, is RIGHT smack in the f*cking middle of Trump’s “Drain The Swamp” wheelhouse.
Stevie Wonder could see that Biden’s campaign is imploding…evidenced by his poll numbers cratering and fundraising drying up…and the Dem nomination appears to be dropping right into the lap of Lizzie “Pocahontas” Warren, a woman…uh, correction…squaw…rendered wholly unelectable by her own nutty far left policy positions.
I know it. You know it. Trump knows it.
And trust me…the DNC knows it.
Whining about corruption from the Bidens while ignoring the smelly, steamy pile of corruption at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue once again serves as our weekly reminder this blog is deaf, dumb and blind to the most corrupt, incompetent and poorly run Administration in modern history.
This is like you are complaining that Peter, Paul and Mary are playing too loud and ignoring AC/DC playing across the street. Nice try.
Thank you, tacopepper. I was going to post a similar response but was struggling to find the right analogy. You nailed it!
Well, well, look at today’s (9/23/20) news: An election-year investigation by Senate Republicans into corruption allegations against Joseph R. Biden Jr. and his son, Hunter, involving Ukraine found ***no evidence of improper influence or wrongdoing*** by the former vice president, closing out an inquiry its leaders had hoped would tarnish the Democratic presidential nominee.
To put it in terms The Drunken Republican can understand:
No. Evidence. Of. Improper. Influence. Or. Wrongdoing.