On May 2, 2011…a day after the clandestine…and successful…mission to kill that sub-human piece of filth Osama bin Laden, the NY Times had a headline that read…”Obama Finds Praise, Even From Republicans.”

I remember that time well…pretty universal praise for…of course, the killing of bin Laden…but also President Obama.

And rightly so.

Americans celebrated that day.  All Americans.

Doing the dead terrorist happy dance.

I mean, offing a top terrorist scumbag can be quite the unifying event.

Until now, apparently.

Thanks for the reciprocity, Libs. Continue reading →

President Trump’s pullout of a handful of troops in Syria…only about 28 he says…caused quite the kerfuffle. 

I could have shared my thoughts on this last week…but admittedly, I’m no Middle East expert.  Far from it.

Now, if you’re looking for an expert on Seinfeld, the NY Mets, or a list of IPA’s SO hoppy they’ll curl your toes…then I’m your man.  But beyond that….

Plus, I’ve found it’s ALWAYS prudent to let such things marinate for a bit before haphazardly bloviating.

In other words, the “mature” approach…SO unlike me.  

My wife is nodding her head in enthusiastic agreement.

Anyway…Like I do everything else in life…I’ll do this backwards, and give my bottom line take on this first. Continue reading →

Or is it Meep Meep?  Hmmm…the debate rages on.

Anyway…remember those old Road Runner cartoons?  Man, I loved those.

That stupid f*cking Wile E. Coyote practically went to the ends of the earth to kill that pesky Road Runner, and every time, it blew up right in his stupid coyote face.

I mean, literally.  Like ten sticks of dynamite from the Acme Dynamite Company blew up on his head…or he got pushed off a cliff….or unceremoniously crushed by a boulder.  And lived to tell about it.  EVERY. FRIGGIN’. TIME.

If Mr. Coyote was a cat with just nine lives, he would have croaked in 1966.

Anyway..aren’t we just seeing the same slapstick silliness in politics today?  The Coyote Democrats dying a political death every time they roll out their impeachment scheme du jour…ya know, the one that finally…FINALLY…leads to the demise of Road Runner Trump. Continue reading →

I was planning on really getting into the weeds of Joe Biden’s orgy of public corruption over his almost 50 years…yeah, you read that right…in the DC Swamp.

But no need to get too wonky given the embarrassingly prima facie nature of this corruption perpetrated by Joe and son Hunter Biden.  I reckon just the Reader’s Digest or Cliff’s Notes version will suffice.

Seriously…would ANY of us have gotten through high school and college without Cliff’s Notes?

To be fair to Sleepy, Creepy Joe…and we here at The Drunken Republican are slaves to fairness…he’s probably no more or less of a swamp creature than the rest of ‘em, generally speaking.

Although, I guess that’s like saying…well, Ted Bundy’s NO WORSE than Jeffrey Dahmer.

And I know of what I speak…You see, I just got done with Hillary Clinton’s latest literary endeavor…”Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Selling Your High Level Office But Were Afraid To Ask.” Continue reading →