Monthly Archives: September 2019

ORANGE. MAN. BAD. MUST. IMPEACH.

Jesus, I don’t even know where to start.

Donald Trump, guilty of yet ANOTHER concocted “scandal,” so say the “guilty before proven innocent” Democrats as they take another hit from their impeachment crack pipe.

HE CAN’T FIRE JIM COMEY!!! IMPEACH!!!

RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!! IMPEACH!!!

OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!! IMPEACH!!!

MICHAEL COHEN AND STORMY DANIELS!!! IMPEACH!!!

HE VIOLATED THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!! IMPEACH!!!

Jesus, they’ve literally been trying to impeach The Donald BEFORE he was even inaugurated.

Mull that unhinged psychosis through your coconut a few times. Continue reading

The Dem’s Presidential Pickle

My sincerest apologies for not posting anything last week.  You see…in the fantasy world in which I live, people actually noticed.

So humor an old guy, would ya?

Anyway, I ventured out to the Rocky Mountains in Colorado in an attempt to rid myself of the stress of this political blogging pressure-cooker.

I was successful for the most part…although it may have just been the thin air at the 9,000 foot altitude in Breckenridge that got me loopy.

Lots of incredible hiking, brewery hopping, and good food along the way.

I even stumbled into some place called Green Dragon that I THOUGHT had something to do with Asian cuisine.  Next thing I knew, I was sucking on some pretty tasty blue raspberry Jolly Rancher-like things that made me all happy and tingly.

Anyway…back to the grind… Continue reading

Messaging Mess

I don’t praise Far Left Democrats very often.  OK…never.

For obvious reasons.

But I’m gonna go a bit against the grain here.

Oh sure, we ALL know they’re just GREAT at things like safe space interior decorating, pussy-hat speed-knitting, and Chick-Fil-A boycotts.

BTW…I’ve literally never met a person that doesn’t LOVE the food at Chick-Fil-A.  Or when they say…with enthusiastic conviction, mind you…”My Pleasure” at the drive-thru window.

Anyway…here’s where I REALLY admire their skills…where it REALLY matters…

MESSAGING.

With regard to “messaging,” the Lefties are the ‘27 Yankees.  The Republicans?

The lovable, laughable…but lowly…’62 Mets. Continue reading

Liar. Leaker. Loser.

Unbridled arrogance.  Unethical narcissist.  Self-righteous liar.

I could go on, but I’ve run out of unflattering adjectives.

That would be my reply if someone dared to ask me to describe Jim Comey.

Investigation #1…DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz said Comey was completely insubordinate with regard to his actions related to Hillary Clinton’s Great Disappearing Email Caper.

Investigation #2 by IG Horowitz…the results of which were released last week…found him to be guilty of lying (lack of “candor” in government-speak), improperly leaking confidential information, and violating a plethora of FBI policies with impunity.

OK, I added “impunity” for dramatic effect.  STILL accurate.

The report was as scathing as Joe Biden is confused.

A lying, leaking loser…just like Trump said all along.

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