Only today’s Trump-Hating mental midgets, all likely sporting matching Che Guevara t-shirts they bought in a flash sale on Etsy, can take an epic July 4th shindig in the nation’s Capital…celebrating the greatness of America and its kick-ass military…and draw parallels to the world’s worst dictatorships.
I’ve seen saner individuals donning monogrammed straitjackets and drool buckets.
We know the drill. An event in which Trump is involved is announced. The Loony Leftist Leg-Wetters warn of the impending end of the Republic. Event happens, the Republic lives.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Hey, don’t get me wrong. I LOVE LOVE LOVE mocking these Libtards. It’s sport for me. In fact, one might surmise that my entire blog is based on it. And most importantly…it brings me great joy.
I mean, we’re all well used to the hysterical ravings of these Communist wannabe lunatics, but Trump’s impending July 4th “Salute to America” REALLY brought the crazies out of the asylum.
They REALLY need to fix those locks…
THIS WILL BE A RACIST TRUMP CAMPAIGN RALLY! HE’S HIJACKING JULY 4TH!
HE’S COMPENSATING FOR HIS LACK OF MANHOOD!
TANKS WILL BE ROLLING DOWN THE STREET LIKE IN NORTH KOREA AND THE OLD SOVIET UNION!
HE’S A DICTATOR! HE’LL DECLARE MARTIAL LAW!
Just some actual…albeit paraphrased…examples for a few cheap yuks. My personal favorite?
Some dude named Laurence Tribe, a Harvard Law professor…who no doubt has spent decades brainwashing impressionable, beer soaked young minds as to the wonders and awesomeness of Socialism…violence, starvation, and death notwithstanding…tweeted the following:
“The resemblance to days before Tiananmen Square is chilling.”
Brain Dead Liberal A-Hole doesn’t begin to describe this America-Hating crank.
TIANANMEN EFFING SQUARE!?!? Channeling my inner John McEnroe…YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!!
You mean, the massacre in China in 1989? Failed Democracy movement? Martial law declared? Thousands injured and killed?
THAT TIANANMEN SQUARE?!
My God. These mental defectives are light years beyond help.
And as for the tank tizzy thrown by the Socialist snowflakes…
A few pesky facts…Roosevelt, Eisenhower, and Kennedy all had tanks rolling during their inaugural parades. Bush 41 broke out the tanks for a parade after the first Gulf war. And a million other examples in DC history.
Hardly unprecedented.
And in Trump’s case…simply a few tanks on ”display.” I don’t know…seems every bit as appropriate as the airlines forcing lard ass Michael Moore to buy two seats in coach.
The featured attraction, though, was several flyovers of various military aircraft. Such displays give liberals hives. It gives me…and other REAL Americans…pride filled goosebumps.
And by the way…nothing we haven’t seen a million times before at football games, NASCAR races, and a shit ton of other events.
I repeat…hardly unprecedented.
This only proves something that has been painfully obvious forever…other than the complete and utter idiocy of the Left, that is.
Liberals are grossly uncomfortable with America’s greatness and exceptionalism…massive wealth…massive military might…unabashed capitalism.
Sort of like if Superman was a country.
Remember Obama? The poster child for that uncomfortableness.
Apology tours. Leading from behind. Red lines never enforced. Proud globalist.
The political equivalent of erectile dysfunction. Poor Michelle.
So, in the end, President Trump led America’s July 4th pep rally with a rousing speech, pitch perfect in tone, content, and setting…right smack in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
Precisely the opposite of what the Leftist Lobotomy Loons said would happen.
Byron York…political correspondent for the Washington Examiner and one of the last remaining REAL straight-up journalists…said it best when he pondered, “Has there ever been a bigger contrast between the commentary and predictions before an event and then the event itself?”
Spot on, B.
And just in case you’re wondering…No. There will be NO accountability for ANY of it. Never has been. Never is. Never will be.
Some have said that Trump made his crackpot critics look small here. Very small. Miniscule, in fact.
I beg to differ.
They did it to themselves.
Even in the most simple of scripted, prepared speaking moments, only our Dork-In-Chief could reference the Air Force dominance in the Revolutionary War and confuse metaphors between the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. What’s the big deal, you say? If you can’t even do the simplest of tasks (reading a TelePrompTer) without screwing up and looking like a complete idiot, how can you be trusted to do anything else right? Guess what, he can’t. More money spent from our rapidly escalating deficit that we don’t have, but hey, those tanks at the Lincoln Memorial were awesome, eh?
TelePrompter broke. He misspoke. Amazing he was even able to finish the speech. This folks, is intellectual dishonesty displayed in all it’s glory.
Although I do love his comments. Positive or negative, we welcome all.
Like when Obama said there were 57 states. He clearly misspoke. It’s funny, but I didn’t trash him like many on the right. You gotta give people a fucking break sometimes, ya know? We’re all human, but we can ALL aspire to one day be as perfect as Taco Pepper.
Perfect? No. More intelligent and capable than the idiot in the White House and his smocking gun full of covfefe, not to mention the torch-bearing Nazis who love him and his buddy Roy Moore? Yes, I am.