Surely you’ve heard of them. I wish I hadn’t. Alexandria Ocasio-Dumbass…er…Cortez. Ilhan Omar. Rashida Tlaib. Phew, that’s a mouthful (insert inappropriate joke here ________). All newly elected freshman Congresswomen from New York, Minnesota, and Michigan, respectively.
It appears Anti-Semitic, America-Hating Socialist Congresswomen come in three’s. Like famous people dying. And blind mice.
With apologies to Curley, Moe, and Larry (sorry Shemp, but screw you), I have brilliantly anointed these three empty-headed morons The Three Stoogettes.
And while I possess no actual video of it, I can completely visualize them bopping each other on the coconut with mallets somewhere in the back of the House Chamber, causing them to spew stupid, offensive shit every time they flap their gums.
And like a Botox shortage, they’re Nancy Pelosi’s worst nightmare.
Say what you want about Nitwit Nancy…and I usually do…but remarkably, she DOES have enough political sense to know she has to channel her inner Wallenda and walk a tightrope, sans net, in dealing with these America-Hating, Socialist Anti-Semites.
Numb nuts Nancy delicately humors them with a weird sort of faux respect because the Far Left Nutcake Base demands it. And THOSE inmates are now running the asylum in Lefty Land.
Personally, my initial infatuation with AOC…politically speaking (mostly), of course…is really starting to go limp. Maybe one of those little blue pills will help. I don’t know.
It’s like the other day, AOC basically said Ronald Reagan was a racist and wanted to screw over working-class Americans. Enough. It’s just not that cute anymore. She’s simply the personification of a ginormous heap of mangled steel from a 48 car pile-up on a foggy I-95 that we all stare at like drooling mental patients.
But when it happens every day…I mean…it loses its luster, doesn’t it? Like 30 years ago my wife thought I was funny and witty. Now I’m just juvenile and inappropriate.
For her part, Michigan Congresswoman Tlaib, shortly after her swearing-in ceremony, proudly cackled in front of some gaggle of progressives that we’re going to “impeach the motherf*cker.” And her young children were right by her side. Nice.
Classy broad. Like an intestinal blockage.
But in the latest kerfuffle…one of our beloved Stoogettes, Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gladly and effortlessly spewed a bunch of anti-Semitic trope, for which her own Democrat colleagues in the House endeavored to admonish her, via a resolution of condemnation.
Though unlike a bang-bang play at first base…NOT a tough call. Formally condemn anti-Semitism? What do they want, a goddamn medal, for shit’s sake.
Except…yeah…it all ultimately gets watered down like the ten-cent drinks at Ladies Night at your local dive bar, where not only does the resolution barely skim the surface of condemning anti-semitism…IT DOESN’T EVEN CALL HER OUT BY NAME!
Like buying Michael Moore a treadmill for Christmas…what’s the f*cking point?
Anyway, all of this crap can only lead you to three conclusions…
- Thou shalt not piss off the Far Left Socialist Anti-Semitic base.
- With every passing day, Nancy Pelosi is becoming nothing more than a figurehead, as she sure as shit ain’t calling the shots anymore.
- The Democrats are still the undisputed champions of anti-Israel political parties.
And the screaming irony about The Three Stoogettes?
Their namesakes were all Jewish.
Oy Vey!