A political happy ending, indeed.

No, NOT of the “Robert Kraft South Florida Asian Massage Parlor” variety.

Sickos.

It’s the merciful end to the 22 month Bob Mueller Russian collusion witch hunt….conceived on a pretense more false than the room full of triple D’s in a plastic surgeon’s office on Rodeo Drive.

No Collusion.  No Obstruction.  No more indictments.  No nothing.  Nada.

A little summary, if I might…

500 witnesses interviewed.
2800+ subpoenas issued
500 search warrants executed.
20 Full Time Federal Prosecutors
40 Full Time FBI Agents
675 Days
Multiple lives ruined forever
Unlimited Funding
Unlimited Time

Phew! Continue reading →

Any old raisin-head baseball fan out there…like me…will surely remember the famed Killer B’s of the Houston Astros WAY back in the 90’s.

Biggio.  Bagwell.  Berkman.  Bell.

If you think Hillary’s presidential dreams were unmercifully crushed, you never saw these dudes have their way with a hanging curve.

Anyway, we have a new crop of Killer B’s among us…better known as the 2020 Democrat front-runners.

In no particular order…

Bernie.  Beto.  Biden.

BARF! Continue reading →

Surely you’ve heard of them.  I wish I hadn’t.  Alexandria Ocasio-Dumbass…er…Cortez.  Ilhan Omar.  Rashida Tlaib.  Phew, that’s a mouthful (insert inappropriate joke here ________).  All newly elected freshman Congresswomen from New York, Minnesota, and Michigan, respectively.

It appears Anti-Semitic, America-Hating Socialist Congresswomen come in three’s.  Like famous people dying.  And blind mice.

With apologies to Curley, Moe, and Larry (sorry Shemp, but screw you), I have brilliantly anointed these three empty-headed morons The Three Stoogettes.  

And while I possess no actual video of it, I can completely visualize them bopping each other on the coconut with mallets somewhere in the back of the House Chamber, causing them to spew stupid, offensive shit every time they flap their gums.

And like a Botox shortage, they’re Nancy Pelosi’s worst nightmare. Continue reading →

Did any of you happen to catch the thing of beauty that was The Donald’s CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) keynote speech last Saturday? 

My God. 

At just over two hours, his longest speech ever…completely off script…stream of consciousness riffing reminiscent of a Robin Williams appearance on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show couch 30 years ago.

So…once I recovered enough from basking in the sheer joy of being so fully and wonderfully entertained, I pondered a couple of random thoughts… Continue reading →