Well, it was nice while it lasted. Like for Curly, when Moe needs a bathroom break and momentarily stops beating him on the head with a mallet.
NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!
But with the latest developments in the government shutdown saga…Government temporarily reopens…three weeks to get an agreement…well, the break’s over.
Dammit…I must opine.
I don’t know what it is. I just hate the subject. Alright, let’s get it over with…a few observations…a prediction…and a shit ton of mocking and ridiculing Liberals and their Siamese twins in the media, who haven’t uttered one goddamn syllable in this whole ordeal that’s made one iota of sense, or is such a massive agenda-driven lie, it would give Pinocchio nose envy.
And you know what they say about guys with long…uh…well…let’s just say Pinocchio was quite popular with the ladies.
So, the media continues to cling to this quite entertaining fetish of making complete asses of themselves…and far be it from me to stop them.
TRUMP CAVED! TRUMP CAVED! PELOSI KICKED HIS BUTT! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Said every liberal rag and cable talking head in the Milky Way.
OK…If Trump ends up signing legislation where he gets zero BARRIER funding (DON’T SAY WALL!…I’m happy to play their retarded little semantics game), or a mere pittance…then peace. He caved.
But he didn’t. And he won’t.
Some old saying about losing the battle but winning the war rushes to my consciousness.
But here’s what Trump DID do…First, despite what crazy broads whose singular purpose in life is to sell books like Ann Coulter try to tell you…Trump’s base is 1000% behind him.
A thousand? Really? C’mon, poetic license…
By shutting the government down for over a month, he proved he was willing to go to the mat to protect the borders, and endure more pain in the process than being strapped to a folding chair and being forced to look at naked pictures of Joy Behar.
The last time they did that to a terrorist at Gitmo, he BEGGED for the water board guy.
Secondly, he’s about to expose…once and for all…and indisputably…that Pelosi has ZERO intention of operating in good faith. And here’s where she loses miserably with EVERYONE but her Socialist base.
In other words…the very folks the Dems need to win in 2020.
Oops.
Despite droves of rank-and-file Democrats in Congress FINALLY acknowledging the need for border barriers in areas deemed critical by Border Patrol experts…Pelosi’s Far Left crank puppet masters will not allow her to release one red f*cking cent for ANY barrier.
“OPEN THE GOVERNMENT AND WE’LL NEGOTIATE!” she cackled endlessly.
Got it, Nancy.
Translation: No barrier money…EVER.
Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.
So get this…every Democrat insists they need to hear from the border security experts before agreeing to ANYTHING.
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, WILLIS?
I guess if these Libs hadn’t spent most of the shutdown guzzling double Zombies in Hawaii and jetting off to Puerto Rico to take in a performance of Hamilton, they would surely be aware that 100% of the experts have already expressed…ad nauseam…the need for strategically placed physical barriers, around which human and technological assets are supplemental.
A three-pronged approach. Anything less fails. Simple fact. Period.
Disclaimer: I do not acknowledge so-called “experts” from Far Left Commie Pinko think tanks…academics with political agendas. The closest THEY ever got to the border was at an all-inclusive resort in Cancun.
I listen to those who have been on the ground for a couple of decades, and know what the f*ck they’re talking about, thank-you-very-much.
Yeah…Silly me.
So where does this all leave us?
Channeling my inner Monty Hall…
Behind Door #1…Fancy Nancy allows some reasonable amount of barrier funding, and an agreement happens. BAHAHAHAHA!
Behind Door #2…Trump shuts down government again. FUGGEDABOUTIT!
Behind Door #3…Trump is forced to declare a national emergency and go it alone.
THIS. IS. PELOSI’S. END. GAME.
DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
JOHNNY, TELL US WHAT HE’S WON!
A LAWSUIT IN THE LIBERAL NINTH CIRCUIT!…MIRED IN THE COURTS FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!…CONTINUED POROUS BORDERS!…AND…DRUM ROLL PLEASE…
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RICE-A-RONI!!!
And there it is. My official prediction.
Take it to the bank.