There’s such an absolute mountain of monumental crap going on, that my head is spinning like I just took a whirl on The Magic Kingdom Tea Cups after some binge drinking.  Let’s see…extricating ourselves from that horrendously worthless and dangerous Iran deal, which from the get-go was nothing but a legacy Hail Mary for BHO, that has ultimately…and mercifully…rolled harmlessly away in the political end zone.  All for the bargain basement price of $150 Billion in unmarked bills.  Then there’s that little matter of an upcoming summit with the North Koreans than could result in denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula…which has eluded multiple administrations over the past few decades.  Oh yeah, almost forgot…moving the U.S. embassy in Israel to the capital of Jerusalem.  The past three Presidents didn’t have the collective cojones to make THAT happen…despite their firm promises to do so.  Phew!  A frenetic pace, for sure.  All in a day’s work for our Energizer Bunny-In-Chief.

Sure, I could write about all these things…and most assuredly will in the near future.  But after coming across what I consider to be the most egregious example of Fake News to date…a hurdle higher than convincing Maxine Waters to go on a double date with Donald and Melania to an NRA picnic…I just had to vent.

Here is the exchange of which I speak between President Trump and Fresno County sheriff Margaret Mims during a White House meeting on illegal immigration:

SHERIFF MIMS: Thank you. There could be an MS-13 member I know about — if they don’t reach a certain threshold, I cannot tell ICE about it.

THE PRESIDENT: We have people coming into the country, or trying to come in — and we’re stopping a lot of them — but we’re taking people out of the country. You wouldn’t believe how bad these people are. These aren’t people. These are animals. And we’re taking them out of the country at a level and at a rate that’s never happened before. And because of the weak laws, they come in fast, we get them, we release them, we get them again, we bring them out. It’s crazy. The dumbest laws — as I said before, the dumbest laws on immigration in the world. So we’re going to take care of it, Margaret. We’ll get it done.

Quite candidly, anyone with just enough gray matter to enable the discerning of context, AND a modicum of honesty…two attributes sorely lacking in the Fake Newsers…KNOWS that President Trump’s use of the word “animal” was clearly referring to MS-13 gang members.  Ya know, those fine folks who not only murder people indiscriminately, but decapitate and slice out organs of their victims while still alive.  Real choir boys, that bunch.  Frankly,  I AM offended by calling them animals…a YUGE insult to my sweet little feline Chloe.  I prefer evil scum-sucking sub-human pieces of excrement that should burn in Hell for all of eternity.  For starters.

Here are a couple of headlines from the usual faux media suspects…First up, the Failing NY Times...“Trump Calls Some Unauthorized Immigrants ‘Animals’ in Rant.”  And from the copycat WaPost…“Trump refers to some undocumented immigrants as ‘animals.'”  Context in those headlines was stripped faster than Stormy’s clothes while prepping for a quick spin on the pole. And just for shits and grins, the obligatory asinine quote from The Queen of Planet Nitwit, Nancy Pelosi…“Every day you think you’ve seen it all…Does he not believe in the spark of divinity, the dignity and worth of every person?  Calling people animals is not a good thing.”  Ms. Mental Defective has nothing to say…ever…about Kate Steinle…but her heart bleeds for MS-13 gang members being called a name.  Please…pass the barf bag.

So, you understand my rage.  And even after a couple major media outlets (AP, CNN) retracted the vile lies that they all gleefully spewed…most others inconceivably doubled down.  Breathtaking journalistic malpractice.  These were not mere “mischaracterizations,” or “mistakes,” but blatant and knowing lies.  Like a thousand times before.  These despicable media bottom-feeders channeling their inner SNL “Liar” character, a la Jon Lovitz…“Yeah, yeah…Trump called illegal immigrants animals…yeah, THAT’S the ticket.”

The modus operandi of these liberal media dog squeeze is laughable.  Crap out some Anti-Trump Fake News, it spreads through the Lib Media like a California wildfire, then MAYBE a random, flaccid retraction here and there that few see…if you’re lucky.  Damage done.  Rinse. Repeat.

What these purveyors of fake news don’t seem to realize is that only other Trump-Hating Socialists like themselves believe the nonsense.  And they’re blindly pissing away 2020 in the process.

Let that be our little secret.