The spectacularly crisp “about-face” performed by the fake news media schlubs in the wake of the stunning offer by North Korea’s rotund little Dictator Kim Jong Un to meet directly with President Trump to discuss denuclearization was nothing short of impressive.  Amazingly, many in the mainstream media actually praised The Donald initially over this unexpected development.  Predictably, though, they all seemingly caught themselves, as if to avoid slamming into the cold cement after slipping on a banana peel.  I mean, even one of the resident Libs over at CNN, anchor Erin Burnett, said that Trump would go down as a “great president” if he could solve the North Korea problem.  Such fleeting praise from the Lefty Media, of course, lasted about as long as Michael Moore at an all-you-can-eat tofu bar.

After the initial euphoria of this development, the media coverage turned dark faster than Nutcake Maxine Waters can scream IMPEACH 45! from underneath her James Brown wig.  Sure, everyone on the planet is viewing a potential meeting between these two alpha males who have sparred on Twitter over who has the biggest “button”…with some skepticism, and great caution.  But compared to the fake diplomacy of the past few decades that, in the end, did nothing but allow North Korea to stall just long enough to develop nuclear weapons…we should ALL be high-fiving.  And Iran’s next.  Thanks Obama.

Bottom line?  Trump has almost single-handedly moved the ball forward, where all of his predecessors have failed miserably….and that’s an understatement.  Two things brought us to this point: 1) For the first time, significant help from China, made possible by President Trump’s Herculean effort to establish a great personal relationship with China’s President Xi JinPing.  2)  Unprecedented crippling sanctions, and an actual, honest to goodness, no BS threat of military force…at least in the eyes of the chubby kid in Pyongyang.  Not even President Swagger himself, Bush 43, delivered that.  Clinton and Obama?  Bahahahahaha!  Next to The Donald, they look like a pair of angry girl scouts who just got their cookies stolen.

So, while the media continues to play Whack-A-Mole with every Trump success in a pathetic attempt to hide it from the American public, they have come up with a REALLY lame narrative currently embraced by most of the Trump Derangement Syndrome afflicted faux media.  And just in the nick of time, too.  As the phony Russian collusion witch hunt is flat-lining, these so-called “journalists” have turned their obsession to a porn star, Stormy Daniels, who may or may not have done the Horizontal Hokey Pokey with The Donald…TWELVE FRIGGIN’ YEARS AGO…did she get paid off to keep quiet during the election, yada, yada.  Their “claim” is that all of this North Korea and tariff stuff currently in the news is a purposeful “diversionary tactic” to direct attention away from the porn star nonsense.  Jesus, really?  Beyond ridiculous…but indicative of the Lib Media’s never-ending quest to catch The Donald with his…ahem…pants down.  Both literally AND figuratively.

So…Twelve years ago?  Really?  I can simultaneously hear both the collective yawn of flyover country, AND the involuntarily loss of bladder control of the coastal liberal elites.  “HONEY, CAN YOU GET THE CHAUFFEUR TO PICK UP SOME FRESH DEPENDS BEFORE THE STORE CLOSES!  THANKS!”  C’mon, it’s not like he, ya know, banged some impressionable intern in the West Wing while also doing research for a chapter in his future memoirs titled, “1,001 uses for a Cohiba.”  Can’t imagine ANYTHING like that ever happening.  Nope.  Never.

And one of my fav writers, Charles Hurt of the Washington Times, agrees…“If brokering peace on the Korean Peninsula is just a diversionary tactic to draw attention away from Stormy Daniels, then somebody please get this president six more porn stars.  One for Syria, one for Sudan, one for Ukraine and three for the Middle East.  Oh, and one for Chicago.  This line of inquiry — taken quite seriously on the cable waves of the once-mainstream media — reveals just how desperately unhinged the media has become in this Age of Trump.”  Yep.

And Just Because I Love These Old Commercials…

TV dinner purchased on the way home:  $5
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Watching Libs lose what’s left of their minds for another 6.8 years:  Priceless