A year ago around Christmas, I published a blog post that chronicled the 2016 election…in poem.  So, I thought why not do the same now, recapping the wonderful craziness that was 2017.  Starring President Trump, of course, as the Grand Marshall of the Parade of Splendid Insanity.

OK, I’m no Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, but enjoy anyway…

Inauguration Day came and went,
For Red America, it was Heaven sent.
The talk of crowd size made Libs sadder,
But for Trump, I guess size DOES matter.
So many protests, so many sobs.
So many losers that should be looking for jobs.
In the beginning there was a lot of churn,
The Donald just needed time to learn.
Along came Gorsuch, they call him Neil,
First promise kept, just keeping it real.
Trips to Europe, The Far and Middle East,
Just to remind’em, we’re still a beast.
Cutting regulations like a knife through butter,
Sent the hearts of Conservatives all aflutter.
The economy and GDP exploded like a rocket into the sky,
The Libs will never get it…it’s called “growing the pie.”
The stock market is running, we’re all getting rich,
Wouldn’t be if Hillary were Prez, that crooked…witch.
Then finally, finally, finally, fantastic tax cuts!
Pelosi screams Armageddon!…That broad’s a total putz.
The Dems keep saying we’re all gonna die,
Psychotic nutbags that do nothing but lie.
Thank You President Trump for such an awesome year,
I think I’ll go celebrate with my favorite beer.
So on MY presidential scale, Trump’s a ten,
‘Cause he’s Making America Great Again!