Say what you want about The Donald, but when this guy needs to REALLY rise to the occasion…my God.  I mean, if you had a whole truckload of Viagra, and Trump was a…um…never mind, you get the analogy.  Anyway, we often hear the term “Leader of The Free World” when referring to a U.S. President.  After I witnessed the greatness that was President Trump’s address to the United Nations General Assembly, I realized I hadn’t seen a U.S. President that wore the “Leader of The Free World” moniker in recent times so glowingly since Reagan.  Unlike O.J., THAT glove fits quite nicely, thank you very much.  And yes, that includes both Bush 41 and 43.  Carter, Clinton, and Obama?  Surely you jest.  Trump was certainly channeling ANOTHER American Bad Ass, Clint Eastwood, when he laid down The Gauntlet with these sniveling Lefty Globalists and Dictators at the U.N.  I only wish he dropped “Go Ahead, Make My Day.”  But then you can’t have everything, can you?

This speech was like one of those old movies that has a mountain of killer lines that everyone remembers verbatim…Animal House…Caddyshack…ok, maybe just the guys are feelin’ me on this one.  Anyway…everyone who deserved to get pummeled…got pummeled.  STOP THE BULLSHIT!  Yeah, I’m looking at YOU North Korea, Iran, and Syria!  And of course, an obligatory kick in the nuts for the Gaggle of Grumpy Globalists who run the U.N….”Now, WHAT EXACTLY are we getting for the 22% of the U.N. budget WE cover…when there are 193 member nations?” As they say…DO THE MATH!

So, so hard to pick, but a few of my fav’s…here’s a zinger for that Beefy Baby Buddha over in North Korea…“The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime.”  Screw nuance, right?   I’m sure THAT one made the Fat Kid choke on his kimchi.  And how long before Sir Elton John sues The Donald for copyright infringement?  Could you see Barry Obama saying anything even REMOTELY like that? Bahahahahaha!!!  And speaking of our favorite half-black Kenyan community organizer, this little gem…“The Iran deal was one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into. Frankly, that deal is an embarrassment to the United States, and I don’t think you’ve heard the last of it. Believe me.”  I DO believe you, Mr. President.

But these next two are CLASSIC…right up there with, “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” and will be recited for years to come.  The Donald seems to be giving Mad Dog Mattis a run for his money in the Awesome Quote department.  The appetizer…“If the righteous many don’t confront the wicked few, then evil will triumph.”  The main course…“The problem in Venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented, but that socialism has been faithfully implemented.”  Many in attendance actually laughed at that…not only because it was so true, but that Trump had the cojones to deliver such a mic drop moment in that setting.  With all these great one-liners, I thought I was watching Rodney Dangerfield…another guy who got no respect.

Quite predictably, the Libs wet NOT juts their LEFT legs, but their right ones too, over the speech.  The liberal progressive crybabies were like a bunch of 4-year-olds at an “R” rated movie…no capacity to really understand it.  Hey, this is Trump…strong, commanding, and direct. If it’s meaningless, mealy-mouthed, flaccid political-speak that you crave, go fire up You Tube and watch eight years of Obama pontificating…if nothing else, it’ll cure your insomnia.  But the biggest joke of all came from Venezuela’s Foreign Minister Jorge Arreaza, who opined, “For a moment, we didn’t know if we were listening to President Reagan in 1982 or President Trump in 2017.”  Wow, this Socialist dude thought he was insulting Trump by comparing him to Reagan?  That’s like saying…”Hey Drunken Republican, ya know you’re uglier than a monkey’s ass…JUST LIKE BRAD PITT!  Friggin’ Socialist Moron.

In the end, I think Godfather Trump just made the U.N and the world an offer they can’t refuse.