Paper or Plastic?  Boxers or Briefs?  Ginger or Mary Ann?  Ah, life is full of choices.  And in the case of the election crybabies…Pampers or Depends?  We know these bed-wetters are sporting SOME form of diaper.  Actually, the answer is obvious…these losers are not even close to graduating to the adult variety.  Enter Jill Stein, Green Party candidate, who has supposedly “raised” millions of dollars in an effort to initiate recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania… based on claims of Russian hacking, or whatever else…for which there is zero evidence….and weeks after an already conceded election. This mental defective even described Fidel Castro upon his death as “a symbol of the struggle for justice.”  I think the clinical term is crackpot.  When you google the phrase “Bitches Be Crazy,” Stein’s picture engulfs your monitor. And by the way…Edith Bunker had nothing on this woman in the Dingbat department.   Continue reading →

I’m not typically what one would consider a risk taker.  But I’m going to smash right through that mold by presenting a sequel to last week’s post…a risky proposition, for sure, as often movie sequels completely suck compared to the original.  I mean, Caddyshack II?  Gimme a break.  Sequels often have “#2” in the title for a reason.  If the worst DOES happen, though, and I deliver a big crap sandwich, I will either pick myself up off the floor to write another day…OR I will journey to the nearest safe space at the local university and curl up for a while in the fetal position…if I can find any unoccupied floor space, that is.  Anyway, there has been such a continual seepage of post-election BS that I find so objectionable, I simply cannot restrain myself.  And while they say things often come in “3’s,” I promise…this one won’t. Continue reading →

Interesting word…potpourri.  No, I’m not talking about that dried flower petal fragrant stuff crammed into a jar and often found lurking near the commode…for obvious reasons.  In a different context, though, it’s the perfect word to describe all of the mutually exclusive post-election mishmash swimming around in my head.   So while there are a multitude of interesting circumstances and observations emanating from the ashes of the election after-party, hopefully I’ll touch on a few that may have been simmering in your own subconscience.  In no particular order, let the post-mortem begin… Continue reading →

It wasn’t supposed to happen…until it did.  In sports, we’ve all seen teams that were insanely heavy favorites, only to go down in crushing defeat to a heavy underdog.  And THAT’s why they play the game.  To the Clintonites, Election Day was to be nothing more than a formality. Trump’s improbable victory, against all odds, will go down as one of the most, if not THE most historic presidential triumphs of all time.  But as stunning as all of this is, it makes total sense, doesn’t it?  Along the way, every single morsel of conventional political wisdom has been wrong. It is absolutely counter-intuitive that all of a sudden we should believe the pollsters, the liberal media, and political “experts” telling us that Clinton would run away with this thing…based on nothing more than an extrapolation of historical norms.  These are the very same people who told us repeatedly that Trump had zero chance of getting the nomination.  Now, I’m surely no genius (to which most folks that know me will enthusiastically attest), but I saw the real possibility of this clear as day.  The only true uncertainty surrounded the seemingly insurmountable challenge of the electoral map. Continue reading →

I can’t tell you how long I’ve been waiting for this day.  What we are seeing unfold before our very eyes is the inevitable collapse of the Corrupt Clinton Empire.  It all started as a tiny snowball rolling down a mountain unobstructed, growing larger and larger into a massive, unstoppable force.  The drip, drip, drip of the daily Wikileaks revelations detailing government corruption at the highest levels, a White House and Justice Dept fully in the tank for Hillary, blatant media collusion with the Clinton Campaign, Clinton Foundation corruption, Obamacare imploding, and on and on.  What has brought this to very possibly the point of no return in terms of the Clinton’s being able to salvage their decades old corrupt political machine is the stunning letter submitted by FBI Director James Comey to Congress indicating his reopening of the Clinton email investigation.  I sense this is the beginning of the end for the Crooked Clinton’s and their minions.  Seems the FBI inadvertently came across a whole treasure trove of new, “pertinent” emails while investigating Clinton’s long time aide Huma Abedin’s pervy soon-to-be ex-husband and ex-NY Congressman Anthony Weiner for allegedly sexting with underage girls.  Why couldn’t his name just have been Smith?  Oh, let me answer that one…because this is WAY more fun.  You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. Continue reading →